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Josh Lyman, Chief of Staff
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Toby Zeigler, Communications Director
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HARRIS ANNOUNCES RUN FOR ALL OF MISSOURI'S SIX PHANTOM CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS

Lifelong Missouri resident and blogger Caleb Harris has announced his intention to seek the nomination for all six of Missouri's phantom congressional districts that received federal stimulus money.
"I feel that while Obama has provided needed job's to these newly created districts, someone must speak for these people now," said Harris. "These phantom people have no voice in Congress being that Obama just recently doubled the size of the US House. I call on Gov. Jay Nixon to immediately move for a special election, so I can go to Congress and represent the ghosts among us."
Harris has created a top-notch campaign team led by Campaign Manager Josh Lyman and Communications Director Toby Zeigler. Lyman and Zeigler are veterans of the political world, both having served in President Jed Bartlett's administration and highly featured on NBC's acclaimed documentary about the administration, The West Wing.
"Caleb Harris is the only man that can and will stand up for the oppressed voice of the phantom's, who have long yearned to be heard," said Lyman.
Harris has some top-notch endorsements in the works, which will be forthcoming at a press conference to be determined.